Original by Steve Vanderheide
Rip off by Neal Colyer & Trevor Robinson
Rip off by Neal Colyer & Becky Clarke
Neal: Hello Trevor, what's in the bag?
Trevor: Just some Starmix, Neal. Help yourself.
Neal: Cheers Trevor. Oh. This bag seems to be full of others people's ideas mixed in with crumbled up dog shit.
Trevor: That's not dog shit, Neal. Those are the remnants of my creative integrity.
Neal: Oh right.
Trevor: Well, at least my bag's not full of dead snails and broken glass like Becky's.
Becky: That's not a bag. That's my vagina.